Dear Kristen

I saw this on my sisters blog and decided to respond.

Dear Kristen,
Of course you are not heavy, it feels like a feather is floating on my back as we cruise down the mountain.
Snowboard

Dear Kristen,
Even if we invest in the lift, you will find something else that makes you nervous. We do try to keep the birds away for you.
Sundance

Dear Kristen,
We know we have been bad phone talkers. We apologize. You are the treasured sister.
*stop being a suck-up Lindsay
Sisters

Dear Kristen,
Be serious, when was the last time you washed me?
Hair

Dear Kristen,
I thought we had a good thing going. You always look amazing, hence I am amazing.
Wardrobe

Dear Kristen,
Stop pretending you missed me. I KNOW you didn't watch opening or closing ceremonies. Your sister Andrea is a true fan.
Olympics

Dear Kristen,
I am coming. Don't be scared of pastels, they have nothing against you. Try for bold brights.
Spring

Dear Kristen,
Nobody loves me like you. Always and forever.
Diet Coke

Dear Kristen,
Seriously? You want to know about how the stockings go over the boot? We for sure thought you would ask how we even accomplish staying on two feet.
Ice Skaters

Dear Kristen,
You must watch 2, 652 episodes to get the badge. We hear you are close, keep up the good work.
Law & Order

Dear Kristen,
Who are you?
Gym

Dear Kristen,
Tonight we will redeem ourselves. The baby is coming.
The Office